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SC Villa: Guys we are safe in Gulu for our Uganda cup game against Super Eagles….
Wakiso Giants: @Villa, Mukyalina omuzungu oba?
URA: Heard that they are looking for a coach!
BUL: Arthur Kyesimira??♀️??♀️??♀️
Express: Wasswa Bbosa??♀️??♀️??♀️
Tooro United: When they sacked coaches Mubarak Kiberu and Richard Amatre, I thought all was going to be fine…
Bright Stars: @UPDF, Are you contented with Ssenyondo
Mbarara City: We are on standby?
Police: Villa problems are not coach-related at all!
SC Villa: @Wakiso, We also heard that you put the club on sale, Ssente zawedewo?
Wakiso Giants: You heard from the wrong sources. We are the money team
Gaddafi: @Wakiso, Rumours have it that you made some good money from that Onduparaka game! Those early goals, cheeie!!!
Vipers: Guys, did you see the attendance at Masaza Cup final on Saturday?
Wakiso Giants: Amasaza Cup galina Vibe!
Express: UPL administrators and FUFA should pick a leaf from Masaza… We are struggling to attract fans on match-days!
Villa: Our games had such numbers back in the days.
Vipers: On Friday, the U17 Women World Cup Qualifiers between Uganda and Ethiopia was free of charge, but not even 100 people were in the stadium! We witnessed the biggest attendance on Saturday. Masaza Cup is on another level.
Arua Hill: Its high time teams get back to their roots…
Bright Stars: 大丈夫
Wakiso Giants: Tuli kuki wano?
ADMIN: Guys English only!
Busoga United: If Masaza cup was played in a league format, they could have lost their popularity a long time ago….
Police: @Busoga, I do not buy that though.
URA: Or we should invite the Kabaka for our games as well…
Wakiso: @URA, Tokisusa
Onduparaka: I see FUFA Drum has attracted crowds bigger than Masaza as well.
Mbarara City: @Onduparaka tell them.
Vipers: Masaza Cup has given us more reasons to expand our Stadium!
Arua Hill: Our stadium, when completed, will be the biggest in Uganda!
Wakiso Giants: @AruaHill, Ssente tozigulemu Chelsea?
Arua Hill: We sent in our bid to purchase Chelsea from Abramovich, and negotiations are ongoing. We want to rename it Kongolo
UPDF: @Arua, We dont want to know, come Wednesday at Bombo for a lesson!
KCCA: Hi, anyone with the contact of Sam Ssimbwa?
Vipers: @KCCA, You want him to save your dead season!
SC Villa: We are in bad form but there is no way KCCA FC is beating us on Saturday!
KCCA is typing
See you next week!
This is artistic work of fiction – Names, characters, places and events are the imagination of the writer. Any resemblance between these characters and real teams is purely coincidental.